THIS WAS BUT NO LONGER IS A STORY FOR THE ANCIENT GREEK MYTHOLOGY CREW STORY WRITING COMP OR SOMETHING. SINCE IT GOT DISAPPROVED. :D
So that's why it has some resemblance to Greek myths
Don't worry, it's not in the crew now, due to people saying that the first half and not the continued part was mainly not Greek.. oh well... tell me what you think.. :o
WWll.. (Use a translator to convert some messages.)
"Get Back! Get Back! Those damned Germans keep pinning us down!" Yelled Sgt. Anderson over the sound of bullets and gunfire. "We're running out of ammo, sir!" Yelled some stupid Private First Class. "We shoot till we die, son!" Replied the Sgt. Planes hovered over the Americans. " Woo! It's our support! " Screamed a Major. " We gonna send these sonsofabitches to hell!" Yelled a Sgt.
Over at Hitler's Crib.
Hitler was fussing over some arcade game.
" So then I was like " Not anymore , bitch. " And then I total kicked his a- " " Um, sorry for the interruption sir but the American ants have crawled over our troops with their pathetic little army and planes. Most of our Truppe have lost morale and fleed like fucking Schweines. "
Hitler was sent into a great depression until he resorted to praying to common gods.
He prayed to Hades, Greek god of Hell.
" Bitte, Hades, habe Erbarmen mit uns und geben uns die Kraft zu zerstören, die ratbag asswipes aus den USA "
Hitlers prayer of power soon enough came true and gave Hitler the idea of creating a bomb so big, it would destroy all of America.
" Hahaha, My plan is perfecto! I will blow up all of America with my nuke, aided to me by Hades. If Hades is not lying it would fall on sunset. "
Sunset.
" Hades, you have guided me throughout this war thus far, please guide our armee to power and victory. "
A strange voice was heard throughout the world. It creeped everyone out.
In Greek, it said " All your nuke are belong to us. "
Everyone stopped battling, and before they knew it. BAM!
Big explosion, big enough to send everyone including Hitler and his Companions back in time, the nuke was so powerful the whole army weren't even in Europe, they were in a country they have never heard of before, Ancient Greece. ( Well it's changed it's appearance obviously in the timewarp. so they didn't know where they were. )
Of course, the god Hades is not a nice one, and with every wish granted there would always be a catch.
Instead of ending up in ancient Greece, they ended up in hell, all servants of the god Hades.
The Germans always wondered where the Americans were... Fortunately, Hades lived up to his word and destroyed all of America, of course, in exchange for the German souls.
The Germans had to think of a plan in order to escape.
THE SECOND PART
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Hades had told them to do all his bidding, he has fun with them by using telekinesis to slam them into walls and magic to turn them into pigs on which the farmers who worship Hades can eat.
Hitler and the few of his men who still had a brain tried to escape Hades by running into small cracks in the walls so Hades could not fit in... It was a smart plan, but failed when they witnessed Hades turning into a zombie and also fitting through the gap and running after them.
The Germans needed to find a weakness to kill Hades.
The next day, The remaining Germans ran from Hades deeper into hell, they came across a room that had two mortal looking prostitutes.
" I am Athena Clone.. " Said one sexily.
" And I am Aphrodite clone.." Said the other.
" We are Hades' life. If we fail, he shall fail, since he will be lonely in hell. We were created merely to entertain Hades. " said them both.
" Uhh, thanks? " Said Hitler rising his Pistol. " Prepare to die... " " SIR NO!" Yelled a major. " COME ON SIR! WE'RE IN HELL, LETS HAVE A LITTLE FUN WHILE WE CAN! " He continued. "?" Hitler looked at him angrily, "Ohh, sorry SIR! I Didn't say SIR! at the end of that sentence. SIR!" " Ok, lets do this.. "
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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO MY GIRLS!
The voice echoed the cave as all the Germans stopped what they were doing and looked up.
"OH MAH FUCK! THIS IS TITAN SHIT!"
"BETRAYED BY MY OWN WOMEN! DONKEYCOCK!"
" Uhmm.. " Said a private. " This woman says I'm sexier than you. "
"WHAAAT! MY OWN WOMEN! HAS LOVED OTHER MEN! NO!"
Hades had a stress heart attack and died. The Germans soon woke up, out of hell laying in Athens.
" Oh wow... what happened. "
How will the Germans get out of Athens?
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The Germans built a boat and stuff.
THE END
lol jk, to be continued